T.B. Octavan (__maelstrom__) wrote in makeyounumb,
T.B. Octavan
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With permission

Here we go


Sweet Peas

Sweet peas are good for me
Who am I to choose green beans?
Open a can and serve it up
Eveybodys waiting for seconds
Some of us want to eat them
Some of us would rather brocoli
Some of us want them on taters
Some of us just want split pea soup

Sweet peas are good for me
Who am I to choose green beans?
Open a can and serve it up
Eveybodys waiting for seconds
Some of us want to eat them
Some of us would rather brocoli
Some of us want them on taters
Some of us just want split pea soup

I wanna eat them, throw them at you
I wanna know how you'll clean up
(Eat the peas up) Eat them all
(Don't play with them) Food fighting
(Make me soup) Split them peas
(Eat the peas up) Eat them all
(Don't play with them) Food fighting
(Make me soup) Split them peas
EAT YOUR PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet peas are good for me
Who am I to choose green beans?
Open a can and serve it up
Eveybodys waiting for seconds
Some of us want to eat them
Some of us would rather brocoli
Some of us want them on taters
Some of us just want split pea soup

I'm gonna eat them, throw some at you
I'm gonna know know how you'll clean up
Gonna scarf them, throw them at you
I'm gonna laugh while you clean... my... mess




Coma Gray

There was something cold and blank behind her smile
She's staying on all her pills
Getting better all the while

Cause you are from a perfect world
A world that you share with me today
Today, today, and everyday

A pill may make you numb
A pill may make you dumb
A pill may make you somebody else
But all the drugs in this world
Won't make you lose yourself

Her life was just such a mess
And she was waiting to fall
But then we all played our parts
And helped her along

Cause you are from a perfect world
A world that you share with me today
Today, today, and everyday

A pill may make you numb
A pill may make you dumb
A pill may make you somebody else
But all the drugs in this world
Won't make you lose yourself

A pill may make you numb
A pill may make you dumb
A pill may make you somebody else
But all the drugs in this world
Won't make you lose yourself

You are from a perfect world
A world that you share with me today

A pill may make you numb
A pill may make you dumb
A pill may make you somebody else
But all the drugs in this world
Won't make you lose yourself




The Homebodies

Today I’m lazy, don’t want to do a thing
Tomorrow I know I’ll just sleep
Today I’m lazy, don’t want to do a thing
Tomorrow I know I’ll just sleep

I’m a homebody, wanna be nobody
When I loaf, nothing ever gets done
I’m a homebody, wanna be nobody
When I loaf, nothing ever gets done

Yesterday I was slothful, I want to be inert
I know now that I’m forever dull
Yesterday I was slothful, I want to be inert
I know now that I’m forever dull

I’m a homebody, wanna be nobody
When I loaf, nothing ever gets done
I’m a homebody, wanna be nobody
When I loaf, nothing ever gets done

Some people came the other day
I fell asleep, they went away
They thought they’d visit, but no way
You should have seen their chagrin that day
Some people came the other day
I fell asleep, they went away
They thought they’d visit, but no way
You should have seen their chagrin that day

I’m a homebody, wanna be nobody
When I loaf, nothing ever gets done
I’m a homebody, wanna be nobody
When I loaf, nothing ever gets done


They aren't that good, cause let's face it, "Sweet Dreams" and "The Nobodies" dont offer too much to be changed around... and I suck. As soon as I get done with "Cock Is Deade" and the yet-to-be-titled "I Dont Like The Drugs" parodies, I'll post again.
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